IT Bombshell Exaggerated

the moon has burned through the
air-conditioning,
all the zombies have collected
at the right wing,
for there comes the famed of all
the thunder thighs,
a cell phone always to her ear
attached,
we suspect she has had a dreaded
transplant

yesterday, ninety freaks were refused
her facebook friendship,
two had fainted when she had looked
away from her book,
even as the company's secret report
attributes,
the zero attrition to her herbal lipstick,
her looks

binoculars have been seized, spy cameras
dismantled,
the security TV employees are regularly
mishandled,
a thousand projects have set sail, for her
from Europe, USA,
and many marriages and careers destroyed, at
her one finger sway

now that finance minister has declared her
prominent,
and provided her with female security, all
exorbitant,
her resignation letter itself, is ample for
a recession,
now you know why the markets melted, the rupee
attracted derision